
Happy holiday of your choosing, flisters! Hope you're all healthy and content, and that those of you who are spending the day with family don't get driven too batty by them! And also that Santa wasn't as mean to you as he seems to have been to that guy up there. *points* ♥
"So, there's this vampire. And he's a giant nerd, like -- his wardrobe more resembles Sheldon Cooper's than anyone's we've ever seen on any of the things that have come out of Joss Whedon's brain. And he's got this pet tortoise, because well, replacing cats gets really depressing after awhile, and tortoises live a long time. He frequents The Edge [the vampire bar from her original book series], but only bites people after he gets to know them, because he genuinely feels bad about it otherwise. One night, while our nerdy vampire friend is out walking his tortoise in the park, a hunter decides he's his next quarry. *dramatic music*"
And she wrote it. ♥♥♥ Go read The Unromanticized Life of a Vampire and tell her how freakin' awesome she is. :D
I hope you all eat too many cookies, because I'm definitely going to and I don't want to be the only one! :D
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Date: 2010-12-25 07:28 pm (UTC)Ahaha, that fic sounds awesome, running to read it now!
Hmm, cookies. *stuffs her face*